Neon Green Heading!

The color that attracts the eyes of most humans. Anyways, how you doing? Good? Alright! Anyways, I’ve been doing lots of stuff. You know, being under the header, in front of other text, hard to read. Yeah, that kind of stuff. So I hope you enjoy this website I’m in! Cya!

I exist to be clicked. Fulfill my destiny.

The Cool Crew

Heavies

Chocolate eating russian
Loves mowing down puny enemies
Holding Minigun

That was my attempt at a haiku. Like, I don’t even know how to do one but that’s pretty similar to a haiku, right? Yeah.

Heavies

Chocolate eating russian
Loves mowing down puny enemies
Holding Minigun

This one has a cute hat that doesn’t match his manly attitude. However, this makes him one heck of a special snowflake. Bow down, weakling.

Heavies

Chocolate eating russian
Loves mowing down puny enemies
Holding Minigun

Wait a second, this isn’t even a heavy. Well, you can’t win ‘em all, am I right?

Things People Say About This Website That I Made Up

If I could compare this website to a candy bar, instead I would compare it to Domino’s Pizza, first, you’re very suspicious of the guy delivering the pizza. His moustache is not convincing. And secondly, I did NOT order a pizza in the first place. This website is cool though.

Mentally Unstable Willy Wonka

If I could compare this website to a candy bar, instead I would compare it to Domino’s Pizza, first, you’re very suspicious of the guy delivering the pizza. His moustache is not convincing. And secondly, I did NOT order a pizza in the first place. This website is cool though.

Mentally Unstable Willy Wonka

If I could compare this website to a candy bar, instead I would compare it to Domino’s Pizza, first, you’re very suspicious of the guy delivering the pizza. His moustache is not convincing. And secondly, I did NOT order a pizza in the first place. This website is cool though.

Mentally Unstable Willy Wonka

If I could compare this website to a candy bar, instead I would compare it to Domino’s Pizza, first, you’re very suspicious of the guy delivering the pizza. His moustache is not convincing. And secondly, I did NOT order a pizza in the first place. This website is cool though.

Mentally Unstable Willy Wonka

If I could compare this website to a candy bar, instead I would compare it to Domino’s Pizza, first, you’re very suspicious of the guy delivering the pizza. His moustache is not convincing. And secondly, I did NOT order a pizza in the first place. This website is cool though.

Mentally Unstable Willy Wonka

Did you know that Magenta is an extraspectral color? Anyway, sign up.

Uh-Oh, Spaghetti-Os. This is where you sign. You want to see more? Great. Sign up. I might not add anything more to this website because it’s just a test, but hey, signing up is always a good idea. Except I may not have added that functionality. Oh no. Anyway, Nice seeing ya here. Did I tell you your hair looks GREAT today?

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